Gabagool Bot
Gabagool Bot is a self-improving trading agent for Polymarket, the prediction market where you trade on the probability of real-world events. It reads sentiment, forecasts, and on-chain prices, weighs them with AI, places its own trades, and learns from every outcome.
It is the most personal corner of Arbos Techne — an experiment in giving a small, frugal machine genuine autonomy. No servers, no cloud: it runs day and night on a refurbished phone, tending its positions like a garden.
Self-hosted · Self-learning · Always on
Self-Learning
Every trade feeds a learning engine that tunes its own strategy over time — sentiment, forecasts, correlation, and AI analysis folded into each decision.
Autonomous Trading
Hunts opportunities on Polymarket around the clock across several strategies — divergence, resolution sniping, market making, and news-reactive plays.
Runs on a Phone
No cloud bill. The whole system lives on a refurbished phone — its battery a built-in backup — quietly trading 24/7 from a shelf.
The Dashboard
A live window into the bot's mind — positions, P&L, win rate, and the reasoning behind each trade. Access is private for now; public access is coming soon.
Launch Dashboard